"Think of our First Class as a suite, rather than a seat. With more personal space than ever before, there's even enough room to invite a guest. Awake, you'll enjoy a comfortable seat, exceptional food, incredible entertainment, and mood lighting to enhance your flying experience. Asleep, you'll dream in one of the biggest beds in the sky. And always, our attentive staff are at your beck and call."
HAAAAA!!! Don't make me laugh.
Maybe it is like the description for those in First Class on the Cathay Pacific route from LA to HK, but for me,(in coach) it was more like this...
"Think of your seat as a personal hell. With less personal space than a crowded train at rush hour, your legs will kill after the 8th time you hit your knee right in that little soft spot that hurts so good. Your neighbor will be your best friend, after hours knocking hips and shoulders and mouth breathing together. Hungry? Get ready to enjoy processed food to the max, and just because, we will let you stare at it, after your finished of course, for an extra hour. Then, we will take it with a frown. Movies you've already seen will be available and we will keep the lights on, just to be sure you won't get any sleep. Traveling with a baby? We really don't like you, and well, neither does anyone around you, don't worry, we won't be shy, we will let you know. And don't forget, if there is anything you need, we will be there in 30 minutes or more with a roll of our eyes. Enjoy!"
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2 comments:
uh oh!! no good!
Not good. Makes me dread my flight in the fall.
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